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Week of November 9, 1999
"Your Outside Source for Silicon Valley News"

     eBAY Traces Downtime To Single Irresponsible User
       Regina Morton of Muncie, Indiana was responsible for Sunday's crash.
     Tech Museum's Pentium-166 exhibit may need updating
       "Quake Before The Sheer Power!" exhibit fails to draw much quaking.



The Ol' P-166. It ain't what it used to be.

     Corrections:
      Last week, we ran a correction about how Ed McCracken, not Quinton McCracken, was the CEO of SGI. Actually, Ed McCracken left a couple years ago, replaced by "Rocket" Rick Belluzzo, who's sworn to drive the company back to profitability with his new vision. We here at the Silicon Valley Outsider apologize for any confusion, and wish Mr. Belluzzo the best of luck!

SGI's Former CEONew, Dedicated Rick Belluzzo.

     Bay Area Thrilled To Have Talented Young Web Developer Move To Town.
       "It's great to have someone with his talent willing to move from Pennsylvania to the Bay!"
-estatic local hi-tech headhunter.

     Certain Motherboard Maker May Have Made Non-Pentium Boards.
       A____ Employee Quietly Plots Intel's Demise!
Read all about the treacherous details!

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