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Week of November 16, 1999
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Bay Area Newcomer Lands High Profile Job.


James chooses iesolutions as company to grace with his genius.

Last week, in November 9th's issue, we featured a story about young James Rossario, a recent University of Pennsylvania student who's talents stunned Bay Area recruiters. After receiving hundreds of calls from local headhunters about this newest wonderkid, the Silicon Valley Outsider has been informed that he's been snapped up by a lucky suitor, iesolutions.

"I can't believe we got him!" cried an enthusiastic Mike Chang, who will be working with James in the coming months, helping further develop iesolutions web based technical department. "When I saw James at the ceremony welcoming him to the Bay Area, I knew he was perfect for iesolutions. We only want the best working for us, and that's just what James is. I picked up the phone and called our CEO, Mr. Branson, who replied that I should 'get him, no matter what the price.'. That's just what I did!"

"The kid is worth anything he asks." admitted Jeremy Branson. "I've never seen anyone make a web page so fast. Within half an hour, the little wise guy had snuck a pic of me with his digital camera, loaded it into his PC, and made a web page about what I ate for lunch that day, complete with a link to Shonni's Resteraunt. There was even a little spinning turkey drumstick on the page! That's worth anything I'm willing to pay."

"What a great company." said a beaming James, relaxing between working on iesolution's new webpage. "When I saw what this company was all about, I was blown away. If you want your business on the Internet, we can do that for you. In the coming months, we'll even be able to help your business process secure credit card transactions. What these guys can do is amazing!"

James, as he appeared last week.James's hip "Bay Area" look.
iesolutions had no problem bowing to James's every wish, including a window office with accomodations for "Intel", his 140 lb Malamute, a chauffeured Mercedes for business trips, his own secretary, professional dry cleaning, a massueur, and 300,000 shares of iesolutions at .02 cents a share. "They're hoping to go public soon." said a hopeful James.

We here at the Outsider would like to wish James luck, but with his knowledge base of over 25 HTML tags and Microsoft Office, he won't need it!