"Your Outside Source for Silicon Valley News."

For the week of Tuesday, Oct 5th 1999
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Taiwan Earthquake Disaster
Over 30,000 Assiz b3p-1494 motherboards are feared buried in
Taiwan's deadly 7.2 magnitude earthquake, which caused billions
of dollars in damage to "high tech" (In an overseas sense) companies
in the Taipei area.

Will Silicon Valley be affected?
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Relax.. you're really rich and smart.
"I have 3 houses, including a 4500 sq ft one in Woodside. I made
more money in 1998 than the whole town of Pawtucket, KY."
boasts weathly Internet Executive.

   
Goettle: His company
may show a profit
as early as 2004.



Exciting New Internet Company being formed.
"We offer web-based solutions" says CEO.
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Maniacal, stalking Internet Exec may not have been in the wrong.
Last week, youdotoeh.com's VP was captured by police with
2 underage girls locked in his trunk, blindfolded and terrified.
Some say he was wronged by a system that just doesn't get
hi-tech issues.
(no more story here, move on.)

We Must Increase Our Tech Immigration Quota.
"Every natural resource has been stripped from the area.
Our only hope to increase output is to import cheap labor."
-Wealthy Internet Executive


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