Special 1996 Back Issue!

For the week of October 26th 1996
Back issues Here

Experts Predict Only Those In SUV's Will Survive Large Quake.

"My advice to those living in the Bay Area is
to run, don't walk, to your nearest dealer and buy
the largest SUV you can find." -GM Executive.
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Local start up technology companies resist venture capitalists.
"Take your money and go elsewhere, Wall Street.
If we can't make it on our own, we don't deserve to
have a company."

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Syquest Employees party it up.
"My folks said I was crazy for leaving law school,
but here I am, sitting on 100,000 shares of Syquest.
I'm gonna be a millionaire!"
Read more about these soon to-be-millionaires Here


Local United Way Swamped with Too Much Bay Area Cash.

Santa Clara fundraisers are grateful, but plead to Bay Area residents:
"Stop sending us all this money!"
Read the incredible story of local generosity here.


Will Microsoft Soon Be a Thing of the Past?
Silicon Graphic's CEO predicts the final end of bullying
giant in last quarter of '97.
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