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For the week of April 19th, 2000
Back Issues Here!

New resident pretty sure he killed the tech stock run.

"Just my luck. I move out here, and 3 weeks later, the
bottom drops out of the .com craze." bemoans little man.

Tech stock crash gives .commers
pause to look at the bigger picture.

"So I won't get that new Boxster with my options. There's nothing wrong with a Z3."

Local Community College teacher
saps joy out of programming class.

"Pass me a McD's hat. I don't care if I ever program again."
says formerly enthusiastic student. Read his Story!

Pets.com downgraded after use
of "Foul-mouthed puppet"


Pets.com's potty-mouthed spokespuppet
This is a good story, for investors to poop on!

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