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For the week of June 3rd, 2000
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Silivalley execs cheer Chinese trade agreement.
Lower cost computer chips will be made of the ground up bones of Chinese children.



Man celebrates earning 150,000 "Banana Bucks"
by purchasing cheap plastic headphones.


Unbelievably crappy web "currencies" still draw suckers in.

.com slots comes up bar, bar, lemon.

Jaded editor, who moved out here only 6 months ago, has already left his first start up.



Keen.com loses VC, web traffic.
"TV is pushing people to stay away." lamnets employees.

.commers lose cool as Keneau Reeves shows up at kickball.

"So much for the "Hollywood, stay out!" attitude-- these pathetic fanboys
were drooling like 12 year olds at a comic convention.


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